saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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@1 day ago with 58390 notes

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@1 day ago with 831615 notes
surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

(Source: gucciballs, via g-iggle)

@1 day ago with 103073 notes

do-you-even-misha:

tyleroakley:

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i laughed too hard at this.

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@6 days ago with 500367 notes

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@1 week ago with 13327 notes

alex-isnt-here:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

let the door hit you on the way out asshole

(via pandasarekillingme)

@1 week ago with 118348 notes

mirzers:

my mom got me a card

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@1 week ago with 138507 notes
trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

(via baconating)

@1 week ago with 99708 notes
gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

(via g-iggle)

@1 day ago with 142621 notes

upallnightogetloki:

oswaldz:

he did his makeup himself

Eyebrow game on POINT

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@1 day ago with 31481 notes

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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@6 days ago with 54913 notes

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via 0verwhelming-pain)

@6 days ago with 404394 notes

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via ann0ying-white-girl)

@1 week ago with 118773 notes

im-a-lama:

Trust should be measured on how many seconds you have your snapchat on when you send an ugly selfie 

(via ann0ying-white-girl)

@1 week ago with 53574 notes
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